ABOUT ME
I get paid to google things professionally and occasionally stitch the answers together into something that almost works.
My tech stack? 60% copy-paste, 30% “it works, don’t touch it,” and 10% debugging my own debugging.
I build sleek, modern UIs that mysteriously fall apart the moment a real user clicks something.
When I’m not battling CSS like it personally offended me, I’m deploying “quick fixes” that somehow create three new bugs in production.
Freelance Developer
Licensed Software Engineer
Contract-based Software Developer
SKILLS
Frontend Engineering
Building pixel-perfect, accessible, and performant user interfaces.
Backend, Database & Tools
Robust server-side logic, data management and DevOps.
WORKS
CONTACT ME
Got a project? Need a dev who speaks fluent sarcasm and JavaScript?
Drop me a line before AI completely takes over our jobs. I promise to reply at least faster than an infinite loop.